Observations About Observing the Weather

People always look at the clouds
and say,
"Where is the sun, today?"

As if the sun were not always above the clouds.
Would not it make more sense to say-
"I wonder if the clouds will clear up, today?"

Oh, hello Summer

Oh, hello Summer.
I am glad you could make it.
Why don't you take your clouds off and stay for a while.

kick butt

I'm signing up at the YMCA for a membership today. 
I want to start taking their circuit training class 3 days per week.
It's funny how excited I am to pay money to essentially get my butt kicked regularly.

What's ironic is how much better I will be able to kick butt after I get my butt kicked enough.