First & Last

I had my first martini ever tonight.

I think it will be my last.

It was cool to feel like James Bond for 7 seconds.

Then it wasn't.

At least now I know.

Now next time someone says, "I've never tried a martini before".

I can be all like, "I have, you should try one".

And then they'll try it and be like, "eww, this is yucky".

And I'll be like, "I know, right?"

Then I'll know what it's like to be with someone experiencing what it's like to be like James Bond for

7 seconds, and I very well may remember that feeling forever.

And even though my first martini was likely my last, it will have all been worth it.